cutsycat (cutsycat) wrote,
cutsycat
cutsycat

Santa Claus meme stolen from fairyniamh

Ok, so I'm having way too much fun writing letters to Santa Claus!

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In July I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). In June I pulled rams02's hair (-5 points). In August I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Tuesday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In February I pushed katydidnotdo in the mud (-17 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-1091 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
cutsycat

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Friday I stole fairyniamh's purse (-30 points). In June shi_chan06 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Saturday I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In September I put gum in cheezor42's hair (-12 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-38 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
cutsycat

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In March on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I didn't flush (-1 points). In May I stole hatakekakashi29's purse (-30 points). In April I gave agent_tommy a kidney (1000 points). Last week I helped rounddancerfan across the street (6 points).

Overall, I've been nice (935 points). For Christmas I deserve a Sony Playstation 3!

Sincerely,
cutsycat

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I gave shi_chanlemons a kidney (1000 points). In November I helped animehead across the street (6 points). In October I bought porn for katydidnotdo (10 points). In June I pulled over and changed xxecodxx's flat tire (15 points). Last week I bought porn for renlacarne (-10 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1021 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!

Sincerely,
cutsycat

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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last month I gave rams02 a Dutch Oven (-10 points). Last Wednesday I set elle01's puppy on fire (-66 points). In November I gave hatakekakashi29 a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Tuesday I didn't flush (-1 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-122 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!

Sincerely,
cutsycat

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(Oooh! Kinky)

Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last month I gave change to a homeless guy (19 points). Last Friday I donated bone marrow to cheezor42 in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In November I gave elle01 a kidney (1000 points). In February I gave rams02 a life-saving blood transfusion (50 points). Last Monday I helped shi_chanlemons see the light (8 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1377 points). For Christmas I deserve an XBox 360!

Sincerely,
cutsycat

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What can I say? I'm bored.
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